Heart

In science class we are learning about the systems of the body. You know, the circulatory, the digestion systems. Stuff like that. Specifically today, we are learning about the heart. This is kind of random and has nothing to do with anything, but why isn't the heart heart-shaped? Since it isn't, where the hell did we get the heart shape? Random time over!!!! Anyway, today we had to make a model of the heart with two plastic pumps that they make for this kind of thing. You pump water from one cup to the other and the pumps act as the heart while the water acts as the blood. For fun, we put red food dye in the water to make it look blood like. The teacher didn't tell us how it worked, just gave us the materials and said make a model of the heart. This is what happened. My group figured out how to make the model first. We start and basically the rest of the class copied us. Oh yea. I feel like such a smart ass. So we're pumping the blood. I was pumping one end and my friend was pumping the other. And then I accidentaly on purpose twisted it as I pumped and sprayed blood all over everything. The table, the floor, the chairs, our notebooks, all of it covered in a pinkish colored water. It was hilarious. I was laughing really hard as I grabbed some paper towels to clean it up. Finally it's all cleaned and dry. I was looking at my partner's notebook. It had a stain of pinkish water. I looked at my notebook. Nothing. I take the pump again and pour it all over the notebook. WOOOOO!!!! Then it was the end of class. I wonder how that dried.