Church

I am a catholic. I know some people aren't and that's all good and whatnot, and I'm not going to try to make you people catholic like me. Personally, I don't give a damn what religion you follow. Anyway, today I went to church with my mother. We went to the choir loft. Towards the end of mass, there was a song that my mom was supposed to have a solo in. She didn't know it though, so the director gave it to someone else. This song is like five verses long, and it wasn't that good to begin with. Add a timpani, a trumpet, and an organ, and it's even worse. But that's what we had. The solo wasn't that good either. It was like the soloist was an opera wannabe. Her voice wasn't full if you know what I mean. At the end of church, my mother and I were joking about this song. You know, like "Someone should take that song outside and shoot it." That kind of stuff. We are going on and on about this song and how terrible it is. And then we turn on the soloist. Not to her face of course. My mom goes, "The soloist was perfect for the song." If you don't get what she meant by that you are an idiot. My mom was suprised when I got it, which shows that she has really low expectations for me. What a suprise. I know that kind of stuff from experience.